July 2009
1 post
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad,
am I pure polar bear?” The dad replies, “Sure you are
son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear,
your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all
polar bear.”
Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and
asks, “Mom, am I pure polar bear?” She answers, “Of
course you are...
June 2009
90 posts
Look, Grim Reaper, It’s like a bullseye. She’s teasing you…don’t let her make you look silly http://twitpic.com/8t8r0
I would have been back to work on time, but... →
Moving day
Found a roach on top of the washing machine. Time to move…without the clothes currently in the washing machine.
“It’s up in the morning
And on the downs
Little white clouds
Like...”
– Cat Power
“There’s a certain way a man stares at a woman he loves. The man looks like a boy...”
– Emmanuelle Chriqui - 100 Girls
“The past, the present and the future are really one: they are today.”
– Harriet Beecher Stowe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dumbass →
You know how sometimes when you’re passed out drunk your friends (or in my case, your own mother) will write words like “DRUNK, WHORE, SKANK, PEEN SUCKER” all over your face? Well, 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck of Belgium claims that’s what happened to her (sort-of). Except the fresh graffiti on her face wasn’t from a Sharpie and couldn’t be washed off with...
“H: “She’s got great hair”
M: “I think she might be my...”
– stupid and dumber ‘09 version
juliasegal:
INXS - Need you tonight
I really do...
“If you could change the choices that you made,
would you do it- today?
If you...”
– BTE
“I feel like I could lay down with her on the hood of her El Camino parked in...”
– Dlisted - regarding Kristen Stewart’s new mullet
2nd bottle of wine…here we go…
“http://twitpic.com/70zeb - photobooth craziness…”
– paulaluna heart this
i would like a glass, no, bottle of champagne.
(via minaxbina)
Come on over
nedhepburn:
today is my last fattie day. its a diet month from here on out. no more chicken wings, no more beer.
goddam it do you KNOW how hard it is to deny myself chicken wings and beer? fucking bullshit. maybe once a week.
this DOES mean i can go back to my “2007” diet which was basically cigarettes, vodka, tacos, and scrambled eggs.
but seriously. theres no way i’ll be able to pull...
“There is no such thing as a hangover cure. On the other hand, that hasn’t...”
– Top 10: Legendary Hangover Cures - AskMen.com
Sorry...
To the moth I just attacked with my phone & shoe…sorry about all that. You scared the hell outta me & you’re pretty much the size of kentucky. If it weren’t for me, you would have been eaten by a lizard….so maybe I should say you’re welcome.
*ahem
Seriously sorry.
